.National Disgrace – Dog Attacks

Suppose every day there were 14,000 toasters blowing up and injuring their owners! You know we would have Congress up in arms promising legislation to fix the problem. There would be funding for toaster education programs to teach homeowners on the proper operation of toasters. Children would be taught to wear goggles whenever near a toaster and taught never to touch a toaster without adult supervision. Visual-ed classes would have lessons on what to do in the event of a toaster malfunction.

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